Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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