next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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