I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You made out with two different species that night
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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