I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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