my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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