dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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