it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
where am i from again
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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