he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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