I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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