It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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