If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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