The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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