A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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