i permit you to call me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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