ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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