mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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