Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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