Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
