Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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