this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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