he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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