there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
