I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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