new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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