i just wanna soil my oats bro
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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