So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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