I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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