Is it normal to miss your booty call?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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