are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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