Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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