I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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