I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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