I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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