how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Alive.
So much puke
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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