that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And then my night got REAL pukey
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
