I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
