she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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