Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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