No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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