Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There's even glitter on my cock...
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