Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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