All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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