Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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