i just google imaged poop.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Shame is for Republicans.
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