i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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