yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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