I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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