Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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