after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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