I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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