At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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