So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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