id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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