How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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