As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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