I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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