Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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